Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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