I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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