so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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