I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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