we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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