i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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