If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
pray to the hookup gods
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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