whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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