How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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