I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize