Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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