God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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