I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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