Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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