I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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