that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
