are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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