My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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