Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
send nudes
from the living room?
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