Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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