You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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