The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
