fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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