you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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