Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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