What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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