I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
