Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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