North Korea, Best Korea!
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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