I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
