that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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