No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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