So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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