D3 body, D1 cock
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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