So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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