Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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