they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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