My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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