let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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