It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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