I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
