As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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