But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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