One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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