yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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