She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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