Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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