I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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