we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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