Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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