This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
