Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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