Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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