I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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