I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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