hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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